Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

You spend most of your timein an 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You get three meals a day, fully paid for

You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

@ WORK

For good behavior, you get time off

For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON

@ WORK

The guard unlocks and locks all the doors for you

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games

You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON

WORK

You get your own toilet

You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You must deal with sadistic wardens

You must deal with ‘managers’